She's got that right. [Announcer] And now, When Surgery Goes Wrong. Lisa Simpson is the sensitive first daughter of Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson, sister to the mischievous brother Bart Simpson. No, no, no. Um, I shoot birds at the airport. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. It's a pig! Can you drive me down to the "liberry"? Lisa, it's me, Daddy. It's so luminous and vibrant! But I also try to have compassion for others who aren’t, and maybe I can thank Lisa — and Apu, Linda and Paul — for that, too. - No. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. - [Clatter] - Ah! Fine, fine. I burned the roast. - Just you. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. ... Lisa the Vegetarian. - Bart! It's damn near irresistible. Like many children my age in the UK, I watched The Simpsons religiously after school. - I'm adopted? I'll get it in a second. I wanted Audie Murphy! But you really got through to me. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. Lisa Simpson is the fictional character from the American television cartoon series, The Simpsons. Homer: Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. Yeah. Shame does not work. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. Hey, yeah. [Scoffs] Simpson gene. As usual, there are plenty of jokes (“if you play ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup!”) but what I had forgotten is that Apu reveals that he is, in fact, a strict vegan. Did you get that brainteaser yet? [Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. And I feel like there's nothing I can't do. Besides that small request, McCartney was game for pretty much anything the writers came up with, including an amusing “Simpsons”-style twist on the all of the rumors of hidden messages in Beatles songs. Join your family. I bought my lunch at the gas station. At least I'd like to. Hello. N. Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. Whoo! What strange wonders lie inside? It’s been rather bittersweet to see the same people I grew up with, who tried to force me to try meat and spent countless arguments trying to prove my choice was wrong, become vegetarians and vegans themselves. Matilda’s dietary requirements are never overtly stated (to my memory),but Lisa’s vegetarian ethics are famous. Apu: Yes, indeed, I do think that. [Voices Mumbling] Wait a minute, Homer. Ooh! Me and Frostillicus go back a long way. - You get it after you leave. [Groans] So, Lisa. All throughout this, no one has provided any support, only teasing or disbelief. - Well, I'll show ya. Then will you turn this projector on for me? Later, Homer hosts his barbecue in his backyard. - Hey! - I'm adopted? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. Is that you, Apu? You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. [Laughs] - [Both Laughing] - [Homer] Oh! Remember there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success. Apu: Oh, it looks like somebody's "Havgen Dazs" ice cream. D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. 3 Little Pigs: Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin. - Moving him now could kill him and tire us out. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Are ya tired, Lisa? Hmm, Sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat. [Both Growling] So I'm not doomed! This is your great-uncle Chet. Writer George Meyer, like Lisa, is a vegetarian and an environmentalist. Your father. I forgot all about it. I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. Time is running out. Whoo! I loved Lisa. [Southern Accent] Quit-You kids knock it off. The Simpsons Transcript. You didn't ask everybody. Oh! Naturally, this causes Lisa to break by propelling Homer’s spectacular roast pig into the air, before dejectedly eating a Kwik-E-Mart “hot dog” after she resigns herself to the idea that the meat-worlding world will never be able to accommodate her fully. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. That's a good idea. - Wha- - Wha- [Muffled] Come on, Lisa. I could never sell him. No, no! - What? A like sitting on the microwave? What do you do, "Dr. Simpson"? Homer, your daughter is pouring her heart out. The Simpsons In New York City: The Movie is to be a new upcoming film based on where The Simpsons Movie left off. Most Wanted Criminal official trailer transcript. I've awakened in the future. [Yawns] Why bother? [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. I’m not sure if I was all that eloquent when it came to making the decision to become vegetarian at age eight. Follow me. [Whimpering] - [Kids Crying] - Quit it! Worst: Paul & Linda McCartney – “Lisa The Vegetarian“ The Simpsons had three out of four members of The Beatles guest star over the year, and one of the episodes was bound to not be a winner. Mom, I think something's wrong with me. Lisa: Dear Log: Can it be true? Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. The idea for the episode came to David X. Cohen while he was working on another script for the show. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. - Hey, I am too. Yeah! Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. It's cute. I play a millionaire at parties. (It was ten years after going vegetarian before I had my first burrito!) Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean! Sure! I'm surprised at you, Lisa. [Carnival] - Behold the can of mystery! Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better. When I watched the episode, my eight year old brain thought “She has a point.” I still love animals now, but back then my fervor for them was unmatched. Liftoff! The decision was made pretty easily, and I honestly haven’t really looked back. marks an episode with not enough content. I'm strongly opposed to Proposition, uh, 305! " The animals in the petting zoo are tired and Bart’s trick to sneak onto a boring kiddie train backfires hilariously. [Scatting Off-key] Darn it! Take a look, Stop the Presses: A Bunny Has Eaten a Snowman’s Carrot Nose, 10 Reasons to Embrace Instant Mashed Potato Flakes, 30 Photographs of the Most Beautiful Places in the World, The Special Turkey Saved From Being Christmas Dinner, Every Type of Zoom Call Participant, Illustrated by Cats, 21 Photos of Animals Completely Failing to Be Majestic. 07/19/98 02:26. 3 Johnny Cash Easy. Are we there yet? - Oh. Are we there yet? Look at Bart's homework. D'oh! Cohen could not concentrate on his task because he was waiting for lunch, and on the back of the script he scribbled, "Lisa becomes a vegetarian?" - How much for just the head? You know you can influence people without badgering them always. It’s irksome to watch Lisa having to be the one to compromise and be gracious when she is surrounded by people who are shitty about her own diet choices. So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. Relax, Lise. In a TV series stacked with iconic episodes, this one stands out for its accurate representation of transitioning to — and living — a veg lifestyle in a meat-heavy world. I'm sorry, little girl. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. For your information, none of your business. It has been so long that I don’t really remember what meat tastes like; I am still convinced Quorn chicken nuggets taste like the real thing. [Yawns] Why bother? I painted that one. Hey, angel pie. Lisa insulted us, Mom. $1. [Dr. - No what? You're against discount bus fares for war widows? Makeup. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson?oldid=154965. Veganism is not equally achievable for everyone — whether due to money, access, or health — and there are unethical practices in every industry, including the ones that don’t include animals at all. Thanks. Lisa explicitly becomes a vegetarian in the episode aptly named “Lisa the Vegetarian” in season seven. You're lucky he's still alive. Lisa: Oh, then you must think I’m a monster! When the show addresses climate change and other environmental problems, it generally does so through the character of Lisa Simpson. By giving the lamb and worms voices in the episode, the show quickly solidified my belief that animals were our equals and therefore equally worthy of not being killed (which honestly, I maintain, is fair enough). She tries to persuade everyone else around her, somewhat forcibly, to become vegetarian. [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. I'll just give you a C-minus. I remember how upsetting it was as a child to be constantly told how wrong I was when I just wanted to stop eating animals. [Gasps] This is just two years ago! What about the women? [Scoffs] I can do that at home. - I need more information. Wow! Maybe you're just a lousy cook. - Uh, you bet I am. For more than 20 years now, Lisa Simpson has stuck with her convictions and remains a vegetarian. [Laughs] I should write this down. Her Simpsons career is lackluster, though. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. I beg celebrities for money. [Gasps] Oh, my goodness! Not according to any movie I've ever seen. P.S. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. I'll dance on her grave. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". It's a piece of a cow. Baldness too. Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom then we bake for nine months, and- Mmm, that's good Billy. Let's find out together. Come look. [Clears Throat] Little girl likes her brain. It's not Egyptian. With the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. Oh, she's just upset 'cause I told her her brairs turning to mush. This is a convenience store not a freak show. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? The Simpsons has always played with Rewatching the episode recently, it turns out while some things were relatable and familiar (you don’t make friends with salad), I had completely forgotten that there are two main dilemmas in the episode for Lisa: When I was watching this episode in 2003, the vegetarian scene was not the place we know today. partially in the selfish hope that eventually people would leave me alone and do the same in return. She thinks she is so great. - [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering] - [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans] Hey, Lise, wanna join us? Then the Simpson genes kicked in. It’s been rather bittersweet to see the same people I grew up with, who tried to force me to try meat and spent countless arguments trying to prove my choice was wrong, become vegetarians and vegans themselves. - Nice work, Bart. Her clothes are coming off! It’s irksome to watch Lisa having to be the one to compromise and be gracious when she is surrounded by people who are shitty about her own diet choices. He's like a frozen father to me. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. - [Thumps] - Hmm. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. Now I can't remember my combination. Look at my "aggieculture" project. - What about you? The capsules are the heart of the archive. It seems that there was this- Whoo! Your father. I've got to find out more. [Gasps] The project. In my life I have found that it is best to treat others how you want to be treated — at least . Everybody hates birds, right? You're just having a bad day. She doesn't get her skin. Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"? Hi, honey. Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. Ow! I'm getting worried about Lisa. So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. 07x05 - Lisa the Vegetarian. Dad and I always have a plan "B. Go ahead, Chet. As the moral center of a show that has long been unabashedly critical and satirical of anything and everything, she continues … When Pigs Fly. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. [Moans] Look at this mess. Oh, napkin. It's an eraser with pushpins. I was 8 years old when I stopped eating meat. Go home! Writer on Board: In an example of Guest Star on Board, Paul and Linda McCartney only agreed to appear in the episode on the condition that Lisa remain a vegetarian for the rest of the series. So all the Simpson women turn out okay. Oh, no. Don't worry. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. ##[Triumphant] [Homer] Yes! [Laughing] [Cheering] [Homer] I didn't think it was gonna fall over. Matilda’s dietary requirements are never overtly stated (to my memory),but Lisa’s vegetarian ethics are famous. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Cohen showed … So wait a minute. That's just foolishness! There were veggie substitutes, although not a massive range and the few we did have were not that amazing. No. But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"? That didn't answer anything. No apology! No. Let's go out for some frosty swirls. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Suddenly, in the eyes of strangers, a regular old vegetarian is a delight in comparison to the vegans who have taken over the official “pain in the ass” title. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. The George Raft look is dead. Marge, get me your address book four beers and my conversation hat. The Simpsons is an American animated comedy franchise whose eponymous family consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.The Simpsons were created by cartoonist Matt Groening for a series of animated shorts that debuted on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox on April 19, 1987. Some of us are still trying to solve it. And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM. Let her speak. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? You look tired. - I don't need a hint, Ralph. Oh. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. See the amazing frozen man. Oh, Kenny. Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. - I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. The Simpsons Transcripts. Come look. Your brother's comir along nicely. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected. "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Where is that elderly old man? " - I don't wanna turn out that way. Apu: No, I don’t eat any food that comes from an animal. My parents weren’t massively rich and the internet was only just becoming a thing, so in our small seaside town they wasn’t much access to interesting veggie recipes either (thank God for potatoes). Fine. I'll cut off her mike. The Simpsons: Most Wanted Criminal official transcript. I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. I can't do anything right lately. It's not Prince's names. Now you're swinging, honey. Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! This is the same conclusion that the episode essentially comes to. Wait, "Dumbening" isn't even a word! Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? It's called lice. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. [Buzzing] Don't open it, Ralph. Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps] Oh, no! Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp. Oh, good. A freezer man! I'm trying to get fired. What is she doir out there? Look at the interplay of light and shadow. That's not how you spell "dumbening". Radicalizers is a new series about the books, movies, TV shows, and other media that first turned up our empathy for animals. She's been gone for hours. Treasure, dog food? - Whoo! It's an amusement park for babies. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night trying to solve that childish puzzle you're right. Being one of those “gifted” children at school (which can also be translated to “unpopular”), I found solace in the company of two fictional characters: Matilda, from Roald Dahl’s book by the same name, and Lisa Simpson, middle daughter of The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening. [Lowers Voice] The real one's in my garage. While you still can. Does it? Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Whoa! Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. However, that’s not a justification to be an asshole. It's- [Whispering] Yeah! - Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. Lisa, honey, wake up. That means you went to college, right? But I have something more important to say. Maybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. F.D. Just look at all that ice cream. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of several lovely, morally-upright episodes penned by David X.
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